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The Moment Is Here.

Many of you out there have heard about the Beach Boys' b-side entitled "Beach Boner", well here are the lyrics in its entirety. Enjoy!

Going to the beach gonna have a good time
(beach boner, beach beach boner)
Gonna soak up the sun gonna flirt with a guy
(beach boner, beach beach boner)
There's a hottie nearby and i'm hopin' he's bi
(beach boner, beach beach boner)
My trunks are getting tight and I don't know why
(beach boner, beach beach boner)

Because I just got hit with a real beach boner
The feeling's so strong that it's taking over
I don’t wanna seem like an out of it stoner

But I’d really like you to play with my..
BEACH BONER! BEACH BEACH BONER!

Want to put my hands on his, hot sandy shaft
(beach boner, beach beach boner)
As he walks up I feel like blowing his ass
(beach boner, beach beach boner)
he makes me so thirsty for a big tall glass
(beach boner, beach beach boner)
a glass of the juice that squirts out fast
(beach boner, beach beach boner)

Because I just got hit with a real beach boner
The feeling's so strong that it's taking over
I don’t wanna seem like an out of it stoner

But I’d really like you to play with my..
BEACH BONER! BEACH BEACH BONER!

-DRUM SOLO!!-

Because I just got hit with a real beach boner
The feelings so strong that it's taking over
I don’t wanna seem like an out of it stoner

But I’d really like you to play with my..
BEACH BONER! BEACH BEACH BONER!

I jumped off the raft and I went his way
(beach boner, beach beach boner)
But when I got there, I way too late
(beach boner, beach beach boner)
He ran away, to get some smelly va jay jay
(beach boner, beach beach boner)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Next time I should stay with a full out gay!

BEACH BONER!



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dweebulous
Oct. 3rd, 2008 05:27 am (UTC)
The musical pinnacle of our lifetime. I really enjoy Toby was a Volcano's cover, as well.
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